- "...so I answered her, straight to her face, that, why shouldn't I be allowed to wear a wedding dress as well? I mean, just because it wasn't my wedding? What kind of a reason is that?? I mean, am I not allowed to look pretty as well? I mean, I came there to look like a princess for a night because I thought I deserved it. Am I not allowed to do that or what?? Is it all about the bride (who in my humble oppinion wasn't as pretty as me anyway)?"

- "Hey look, that guy is showing his butt to everybody!"